THE AMERICAN HERETIC’S DICTIONARY

As bitter as Bierce and as mordant as Mencken—a few selections from The American Heretics Dictionary; AMERICAN, adj. 1.) Shoddy; 2) Impoverished ; 3) Obsolescent; 4.) Unemployed—as in ‘American Workers’. BROWN, adj. A nose color favored by government and corporate executives. CULT, n. 1.) An unsuccessful religion; 2.) A pejorative term employed by members of religious bodies to refer to other religious bodies. FRIEND. n. A person with whom we can share the enjoyment of another’s misfortune. HELL, n. A place of everlasting torment, much like the United States during an election year. JUSTICE, n. A term of vicious mockery, as in “equal justice under the law.”